[ First: cargo pants? If he was accurate, it'd be a banana hammock. Mod decree. But anyway did you think I was gonna start this Mad Max CYOA, give y'all cool weapons, and not let the opening move of your fight be to chainsaw the legs off a horse?
Because that's what happens. Garou chainsaws the legs right off that horse in a huge spray of blood to a defeaning roar from the crowd. The body of the horse keeps going with the momentum, sending the rider to the ground in a crashing heap of dust and ... whinnying. From the legless horse. What the fuck you guys. The rider is quite mad that you've Done This to his horse, rolling over where he's splayed on the ground and firing ... bullets? Out of his hands. They'll zip right by Garou, missing him, but a few will graze along Kumon's arm and shoulder right after he throws his knives - impaling them into the man with a sickening thunk. He looks pretty close to death now.
Marcy, distracted by gay feelings though, tries to aim at the man in the leather cape - who raises his hands and summons flashes of light around himself, preparing a spell. Before she shoots fire off ... directly at herself. Hey, dummy? Aim it at the enemy? It'll hurt kinda bad. I guess I'll let you decide how much hair she has left.
The dino-man is still stalking the edges of the arena, but after a calculating look, starts making a running dash towards Marcy, with his claws out. The girl with the book stays further back - rapidly flipping through pages until she finds what she's looking for. Energy glows around the rider on the ground, and his wounds start to close, leaving him looking much less close to death.
The horse is pretty much still dead though. So good job on that.]
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Because that's what happens. Garou chainsaws the legs right off that horse in a huge spray of blood to a defeaning roar from the crowd. The body of the horse keeps going with the momentum, sending the rider to the ground in a crashing heap of dust and ... whinnying. From the legless horse. What the fuck you guys. The rider is quite mad that you've Done This to his horse, rolling over where he's splayed on the ground and firing ... bullets? Out of his hands. They'll zip right by Garou, missing him, but a few will graze along Kumon's arm and shoulder right after he throws his knives - impaling them into the man with a sickening thunk. He looks pretty close to death now.
Marcy, distracted by gay feelings though, tries to aim at the man in the leather cape - who raises his hands and summons flashes of light around himself, preparing a spell. Before she shoots fire off ... directly at herself. Hey, dummy? Aim it at the enemy? It'll hurt kinda bad. I guess I'll let you decide how much hair she has left.
The dino-man is still stalking the edges of the arena, but after a calculating look, starts making a running dash towards Marcy, with his claws out. The girl with the book stays further back - rapidly flipping through pages until she finds what she's looking for. Energy glows around the rider on the ground, and his wounds start to close, leaving him looking much less close to death.
The horse is pretty much still dead though. So good job on that.]