[with a 4 his dumbass self does not land gracefully, he lands on his ass so i can have ass bruise assvidence that will hopefully get him scapegoated.
But he scrambles back up quickly at least, dodging off to the side and trying to loop around to the left of the dragon so it doesn't have Direct Blasting Access to him as he goes for another stabby along the back of its heel if he can get that far, angling his sword somewhat awkwardly since it doesn't have the edge he's used to.
He's also going to cast Intervention on Vin now that she's up close and also DEALING WITH A HEAVY SWORD AND SHIELD AT THE SAME TIME. HELP. He didn't think this through, this is what happens when you're used to fighting with people half your height who could benchpress five of you and still aren't used to being nerfed even after a month and a half.]
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But he scrambles back up quickly at least, dodging off to the side and trying to loop around to the left of the dragon so it doesn't have Direct Blasting Access to him as he goes for another stabby along the back of its heel if he can get that far, angling his sword somewhat awkwardly since it doesn't have the edge he's used to.
He's also going to cast Intervention on Vin now that she's up close and also DEALING WITH A HEAVY SWORD AND SHIELD AT THE SAME TIME. HELP. He didn't think this through, this is what happens when you're used to fighting with people half your height who could benchpress five of you and still aren't used to being nerfed even after a month and a half.]