[he steps through the archway, and... walks into a little apartment! one room, with a bathroom attached. there's a comfy couch, a bunch of posters on the wall (though they're all fuzzy and out of focus). the kitchen is small and cramped, and doesn't seem to have any food in it.
and from the couch, a little staticky hand comes up and waves!! hello.]
[once he goes looking for the jade archway, it will appear before him. stepping through feels like stepping into a soothing landscape painting. the atmosphere goes grey, but rather than the monochrome of other areas, it's the mist of morning fog, still hanging low in the air. his feet touch down onto dirt and grass. he is standing in a quaint country garden. there are tall, dark green trees all around and rolling hills far away, but in the immediate vicinity is a flat, empty area with a few fenced in garden patches. the fenced in area in front of you looks to be a tidy herb and vegetable garden patch. there's a small shed towards the back of the garden, and gardening tools are scattered about.
in the distance he can see a pond and across the pond, far away, a small cottage with smoke billowing from the chimney. there are a few stone statues scattered about the garden, but after a moment, you notice that one of them in particular is waving.]
Hey, thanks for coming. These phones don't work well for me.
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