saturations | AUDIENCE FOR: aymeric de borel

[ i am betting Estinien doesn't even text the NPCs

aymeric doesn't even know what a fucking playground is but Bass is helping. ]

... It seems disingenuous to coin it the "Pizza Zone" when the pizza is subpar.

[how did you guess]

... That's true, huh? I don't think the pizza is supposed to suck, if that helps.

[ because he's illiterate (no he isn't) ]

I see. [ that's bad, but okay. ] Were you all forced to play these games? Or forced to gorge yourselves with subpar pizza?

[ like that's awful. ]

[banished to the chuck e cheese prison]

Nah, haha. We didn't really have time to do that, I think we were all so startled that we had to just focus hard on getting back.

[ idk if deserved until i know who this npc is ]

But there must have been obstacles, I imagine. If there wasn't, you wouldn't have returned to us in such a state.

[:3c]

Just the fact that we couldn't really open archways like we're used to. We were blocked a bit. Or - lost, I... I guess.

Your memory hasn't been tampered with as well, has it?

[ To make sure. ]

Pretty sure it hasn't. I wouldn't know if it had been, though.

[ help ]

... That shouldn't make me laugh, but I wish to.

[there is the vibe of a grin going on here.]

It is kinda funny.

Lord Bass, dark comedy is a low-hanging and self-deprecating fruit.

[ stop ]

[they laugh!]

It's easy to pick, then! [nyehhh.] It's okay, it doesn't bother me that much.

[ No, stop. He laughs because they laugh. ]

If aught truly bothers you, do not hesitate. [ Just to ask about their task: ] Have you yet seen any offensive dress?

I haven't seen anybody dressed like Damien, if that's what you mean.

[bass, be NICE.] I've seen some good stuff. A lot of you know how to put an outfit together.

[ HelP. He tries to find something to say... ]

Damien tries his best. [ no he doesn't ] I daresay many of them would put weavers to shame. What of your closet?

[they wrinkle their nose, because they're not sure damien tries. but anyway.]

Oh, d'you wanna see? [they seem... so eager to show off their own clothes, they haven't gotten to yet!!]

Would you show me?

[ The answer is yes?? ]

Dude, yeah! [if they had a tail they would wag it.

they jump over to their closet, and start digging through it... and a few seconds later they come out dressed in this. they're still staticky and androgynous under the clothing, but hey. it's a look.]

[ It is still a look. Aymeric tilts his head, then nods. ]

Very charming and refreshing, Lord Bass. There's something freeing about the style.

[put aymeric on queer eye, this is a stunning review.]

Thanks! I like the baggy sort of stuff, actually. But dresses and skirts are just as comfy and trendy, so.

[ is he queer enough for queer eye ]

I wonder what you would say about Ishgardian robes. For some, their sleeves billow like clouds, though the material is heavy to combat the cold.

[ Doesn't mention that some are Church-y. ]

[he absolutely is]

Oh, man. I'd love to see 'em, I like fashion from all over. What's Ishgard like? Cold, I guess.

Aye, cold all year-round. There’s always snow no matter which direction you cast your gaze. Fortunately, a fireplace for every household is common… Then our drinks can give one the sensation of warmth, strong as they are.

What of where you hail from?

[ Aymeric looks around the room… Is there… A window. ]

Must be a place with seasons if you’ve seen many styles of dress.

[there's a window, but everything outside is... blurry? really blurry. it seems like maybe it's sunny, at least.]

Well, I come from here, so I guess yeah, you could say it's a place with a lot of seasons. There are a couple of places where it's different every time you walk into it.

... Aye, I remember, but I also question how the Prism could form your realms? Where is it pulling its inspiration where it can make your desires a reality if you've only ever known the Prism?

'Tis so different from what I know, Lord Shale's domain, and Lord Steel's domain.

[ ... ]

Forgive me for my rambling. I also believe I've stayed overlong.

[ me like it is w2 and i need a new thread ]

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