[ FROWNS???? HELLO? ] Well that's fucking stupid. Hey, do you know if we can pick the locks? Let's go break into the other floors. I'll take you on a tour.
help this is very cute. he snickers a little as they do. ] Rogue. There you go! Form's good. Better a rogue than a thief, rogues are more charming. Hear they smell better, too.
[ vax'ildan, former member of the clasp who has also been a thief many times in his life ] Just need a sneaky hood, and we'll head off.
[ as he will go to hold the marine balcony door back open. back out we go! pink panther theme time. ]
anyway it looks like bass is having a great time and vax thinks its cute, so he absolutely lets them have this cool sneaky moment, walking behind them... and then grinning because no one has ever asked him this question that he is 100% prepared for. ]
Do I have cloaks - course I do. C'mon. Detour.
[ to the estinien and vax room!!!! did i write he stole a cloak? if i didnt i will retcon it he probably stole like four and it was cyoa week and report t.
but his side of the room is fairly neat, though his bed's unmade and there's some errant painkiller bottles out and about! he'll go to the closet and pluck out a dark gray cloak, holding it out for bass's inspection. ]
[ they are now. you have one l*rd of the r*ngs fantasy elf cloak now bass, congratulations. ]
Alright. Let's get to it.
[ and it's time to Sneak
vax is very good at sneaking! he is not quite playing it up - maybe just a little - but he does creep along the side walls and move from shadows and all of that good stuff to let bass get the true sneak experience as they go up to... idk the third floor. he's got makeshift lock picks from god only knows what, and stands there for a second looking at the keypad... then starts inspecting the door for an actual lock.
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What, think it was going to be different? You sound surprised.
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[they glance back at him, the hint of a grin on their featureless face.]
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[ FROWNS???? HELLO? ] Well that's fucking stupid. Hey, do you know if we can pick the locks? Let's go break into the other floors. I'll take you on a tour.
[ bad ]
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[shrug. they're used to this.]
I can't even get into the other floors, man, but I'm not gonna stop you from trying to pick the locks, haha.
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he gets up from his spot where he was leaning and rubs his hands together, then grins at them, roguish. ]
You'll have to be sneaky. Don't know how well people'll take to just breaking in. Can you handle that?
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anyway, they like... shift. not forms, but just duck down and look like they're doing their best to be a sneaky thing.]
Yeah! Obviously. I can be a thief in training. Rogue. Whatever.
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help this is very cute. he snickers a little as they do. ] Rogue. There you go! Form's good. Better a rogue than a thief, rogues are more charming. Hear they smell better, too.
[ vax'ildan, former member of the clasp who has also been a thief many times in his life ] Just need a sneaky hood, and we'll head off.
[ as he will go to hold the marine balcony door back open. back out we go! pink panther theme time. ]
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a sneaky hood... they do a dumb tactical roll out of the balcony into the apartment. it's super dorky but they seem to be having a good time.]
Do you have extra cloaks?
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anyway it looks like bass is having a great time and vax thinks its cute, so he absolutely lets them have this cool sneaky moment, walking behind them... and then grinning because no one has ever asked him this question that he is 100% prepared for. ]
Do I have cloaks - course I do. C'mon. Detour.
[ to the estinien and vax room!!!! did i write he stole a cloak? if i didnt i will retcon it he probably stole like four and it was cyoa week and report t.
but his side of the room is fairly neat, though his bed's unmade and there's some errant painkiller bottles out and about! he'll go to the closet and pluck out a dark gray cloak, holding it out for bass's inspection. ]
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in any case, they follow him into the room, and look super thrilled at the idea of a cloak.]
This is totally like some sort of TV show. [they mutter, pulling the cloak on. yesss. they flip the hood up.]
Okay, okay. I'm ready for our espionage mission.
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Alright. Let's get to it.
[ and it's time to Sneak
vax is very good at sneaking! he is not quite playing it up - maybe just a little - but he does creep along the side walls and move from shadows and all of that good stuff to let bass get the true sneak experience as they go up to... idk the third floor. he's got makeshift lock picks from god only knows what, and stands there for a second looking at the keypad... then starts inspecting the door for an actual lock.
.... this does, in fact, take a long time.... ]
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... and then they just watch vax look for this lock, for like... ever.]
Guess keypads are kinda harder to do, huh. [very quietly, very stealthy...]