[once malik goes looking for the jade archway, it will appear before him. stepping through feels like stepping into a soothing landscape painting. the atmosphere goes grey, but rather than the monochrome of other areas, it's the mist of morning fog, still hanging low in the air. his feet touch down onto dirt and grass. he is standing in a quaint country garden. there are tall, dark green trees all around and rolling hills far away, but in the immediate vicinity is a flat, empty area with a few fenced in garden patches. the fenced in area in front of you looks to be a tidy herb and vegetable garden patch. there's a small shed towards the back of the garden, and gardening tools are scattered about.
in the distance he can see a pond and across the pond, far away, a small cottage with smoke billowing from the chimney. there are a few stone statues scattered about the garden, but after a moment, you notice that one of them in particular is waving, standing near a table with a tea pot and some cups.]
[ He raided the infinity closet before he high tailed it over, so he's wearing one of those slouch beanies, but it's still not enough. he is very upset. ]
I HATE THIS PLACE. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
[ people have literally been murdered but this is the most distressed he's been since w0. his 90's anime mullet............. gone. ]
[no more archways! y'all blew up his realm. instead, after trial, you can probably find him...in the medbay clover field, sitting in one of the chairs, doing that grandpa thing of being asleep and then waking with a start when someone comes in and pretending they aren't sleeping.]
I know. [he laughs a little and smiles at him. quietly weary, but very fond.] I heard a lot about that today. And it's true, and it's fair, but I'm not exactly sure what else to do with myself right this moment.
w1, MONDAY
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[ he means black tea but he's sheltered. ]
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no just kidding he'll very casually amble over to the jade archway to his favorite statue person. ]
Hello, Shale. Are you doing well?
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in the distance he can see a pond and across the pond, far away, a small cottage with smoke billowing from the chimney. there are a few stone statues scattered about the garden, but after a moment, you notice that one of them in particular is waving, standing near a table with a tea pot and some cups.]
I'm doing alright. Come on in.
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w2, sunday
Hi, Malik. Tea?
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No, I don't. I want to know how to get out. Is it killing? Can I go back if I kill someone too?
[ hi shale ]
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unfortunately for malik, shale summons a teapot and starts making some tea. he can smell a nice calming herbal blend beginning to steep.]
Okay, that's a lot. Wow.
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[ while they do that he starts angrily pacing back and forth. ]
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Why don't you tell me about what's going on?
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w3, wednesday
Did something happen?
[malik....your hair......]
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I HATE THIS PLACE. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
[ people have literally been murdered but this is the most distressed he's been since w0. his 90's anime mullet............. gone. ]
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[they're trying to help.]
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[they dig around and summon another hat.]
How's this? Better?
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w6; tuesday
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Have you been well?
[ lol. ]
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I'm alright.
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w7; saturday
Malik. There you are.
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And there you are. Having a nice nap?
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